I Don't Want to be Alone

This beautiful kitty comes to visit me every day and sleeps on my porch swing. Unfortunately this kitty does not belong to me, as she belongs to one of my neighbors, but when she's bored, which is often, she will come to my house in need of a rub on the belly. She is very friendly and sweet and and I call her kitty, as I do not know her given name. Sometimes, after a day of being out, I'll come home and find her asleep on a chair in the shade of my porch, looking cozy and darling. Seeing as I do not have a pet of my own, it is very kind of this sweet creature to come and visit me so I do not get lonely. I believe everyone needs a furry creature to cuddle up with now and again.  

Beach Baby

This is my foot. You are probably wondering what "that white stuff" is in the shape of a heart that is painted on said foot. Well, I had heard from a(n) [unreliable] source that one could get a tan in the shape of whatever they paint on their foot with sunscreen. So I did so (as shown above). I painted a heart (as it is the easiest thing to draw) and waited 4 hours in the hot sun without removing the sunscreen. When I took a shower later that day and washed the sunscreen off in the process, there was no heart shaped tan lines to be found. Therefore I conclude that trying to acquire a suntan in the shape of something that you paint with sunscreen on your body does, in fact, not do anything at all.